INSERT COIN — the 16-bit RPG inventory screen you spent 400 hours staring at instead of doing homework. Pixel-perfect borders, stat bars in primary colors, item grids with rarity tiers, and the monospaced font that taught a generation to read faster. Inspired by Final Fantasy VI menus, Chrono Trigger dialogue boxes, and the inexplicable satisfaction of watching numbers go up. Every panel is a window. Every border is a 2px ridge. The quest log says "Save the World" but you're sorting potions by color.